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January 27, 2010
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Story time! yes! you who are bored, keep on reading :) -technical stuff at the bottom-

Once upon a time, there was a pirate lady called The Bad Wench, who was feared by all in the Seven Seas. Not only was she called that way because she was bad and a wench, but also because she had the very nasty habit of playing necromancer with her crew whenever something ill happened to them (as dying, for example)

During the same days of this woman's dreadful reign of terror, there was another pirate, almost as vile and hated as the previously mentioned excuse of a lady. This man forced others to call him The Improver, for he was certain there was nothing he couldn't, well, improve. With some tinkering here and there. And some bolts. And rope. And whatever there could be at hand.
As this improving of his also extended to his crew and whoever happened to be near, plus a very very painful process, he was avoided at all costs by everyone who knew him.

Considering he was flashy as hell, he was widely known.

These two persons not only shared terrible reputations of their own, but also a rivalry that had turned so annoying to both of them that they decided to be adults about it and meet face to face to discuss the situation.

Many drinks later, they found themselves waking up in the same bed and married. Taking into account that the path of the pirate was lonely with just dead people or screaming people around, they accepted their new bond as an acceptable solution to their problem; their highly narcissistic personalities internally thinking that the other was lucky of having found such a fortunate match as themselves.

Oddly enough, it was a fortunate match indeed. The Improver met her living-dead crew, and a world of potential opened up before him. No more complaining people screaming whenever he wanted to attach a new limb on them, no more whimpering!
And the Bad Wench could finally stopped worrying about how to find a new crew when they started rotting. It was blissful.

Right then, enjoying the advantages the other brought into their lives, it could be said that they even fell a little bit in love.

Just a little.

As the tides went by the Improved Zombies became the thing legends are made of, and thus is how we know the story today.

(Fortunately for all, no children blessed that marriage)

The End :heart:

Now to the serious bit:
Art trade with :iconrollingcherry: . The ink still needs some touching ups here and there (thus the small file), but I'll leave those for when I colour it.
The trade consisted on making a drawing on the theme "stylish dramatic zombie punk pirates with robot parts"

I think it works XD

btw, the zombies are:
1. mr. hooks
2. mr. normal zombie
3. mr. neck, who likes to abuse the previously mentioned zombies
4. miss pistol
5. mr. googles
6. mr. claw
7. miss portable cannon

for sneaky peekys you can go to the blog [link] - individual designs also are there -

rotring/ink/photoshop for editing
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IanStruckhoff Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010  Professional General Artist
I love it! Such a fantastic atmosphere and style
ningunrecords Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
la historia y los personajes prometen muchisimo.
muy buen trabajo!
Derrewyn Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
grazie, grazie!
Hoshihime Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
I really lvoe your little story. It's really entertaining!
Derrewyn Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
thank you :)
Hoshihime Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
You're welcomed!
HawksXXDEATHXX Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
nooo que actitud por diosss!! siempre miraba tus dibujos y tus personajes tenian un peso de actitudes muy grande!!! me acuerdo esa escena de los demonios (gomorra)en donde uno fuma una minita de humo y el otro juega con la mano con ella. Que escena por dios!!
excelente che!
Derrewyn Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
T.T alguien se dio cuenta que agrego cosas que tienen que ver con la personalidad cuando dibujo personajes, estoy feliiiz, feliiiiiz!

(y me encantaba dibujar a esos dos personajes teniendo sus conversaciones especiales XDD)
HawksXXDEATHXX Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2010
si es verdad,te lo digo porque a veces esos pequeños detalles son cosas que yo siento que ya nadie ve en la historieta pero bueno Gomorra, que tiempos copados eran esos dias en que la sacaron (era tan joven XD)
Asmoix Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
La idea que se casaran en vez de matarse a tiros y mutilaciones varias me encanta XD
Me muero por verlo terminado, me gusta cuando atrás de un dibujo hay algo más que lo que se puede ver
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